Friday, May 27, 2005

"Thank you for calling the suicide hotline.  Our office is closed at this time.  Please call back again during normal business hours."

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

A Navy program allows users to surf the internet, chat and send instant messages anonymously.  Now it's available to the public.
A rule to live by: "Be Cool to the Pizza Dude".

Friday, May 13, 2005

Forget the Freedom Tower, Rebuild the Twin Towers, but make one of the towers exactly 2,752 inches, one inch for each of the victims.